Still Life's Wonderland (2013)*

Data pings, are you listening?
Crystal glass globe is glistening
We’re happy tonight
A beautiful sight
Gigi iced in Still Life’s Wonderland

Frozen still so deep in cryo
Holding high sprigs of mistletoe
She can do no wrong
When posed for this long
Motionless in Still Life’s Wonderland

In the lab they huddle all around her
Straining for a better point of view
They are unconcerned of all the danger
When Gigi will revive and break on through

Keep her cold they do conspire
Yet her fate is not that dire
They all try their best
To keep her at rest
Immobilized in Still Life’s Wonderland

Enjoy it while we can in Wonderland
Before she wakes and tears down Wonderland

*Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland" by Felix Bernard and Richard B. Smith.  Art by Vega and touched up by me.  Apologies all around!  I figure if English Premiership fans can use this tune to sing about their favorite players, I can use it for Gigi.